This is an older story, but it is somewhat funny. In 2014, Clive, a 2-year-old Norwegian Forest cat went missing from his home. His family searched, put up posters and placed ads online, but he still was not found. 14 months later, the family received a call informing them that their cat was found at …
I am AppleButt, a hero to mankind, my poo grows apple trees that feed the world. You’re welcome. Praise me by saying “Oh Crab Apples!”
Butters The Bean 