Butters The Bean

On this morning, Catmas Eve, you had no idea what danger you all were in because I saved the world! This plastic snake slithered out of a drawer planning world domination. I was then like “no”. I bit it’s head off. I am a hero, a Catmas miracle, cat prodigy, future emperor. You’re welcome.

I feel like letting loose this Catmas. I hope I don’t get busted by the cops! It’s okay though, human will bail me out.