Today human introduced me to the most annoying being on earth, Fannie. Fannie is a flamingo who believes that she is a graceful ballerina. 
She immediately got up in my business bragging about her “dancing skills”. The horror then ensued by her dancing on top of me. It felt like a goat stomping!
She claims that she twirls like sherbet…what does that even mean? Who says stuff like this? I think she was able to sense my disgust and got in my face asking why then proceeded to give me hug.
Fannie then thought she would cheer me up by dancing some more. I can see why she was on clearance.
Butters The Bean 