I thought about taking a bath, but I then realized that a bath includes water. Water is the devil. So now I just look silly, and the squirrels are laughing at me. 
I thought about taking a bath, but I then realized that a bath includes water. Water is the devil. So now I just look silly, and the squirrels are laughing at me.
Ho ho ho! I look like one of elves from A Christmas Story. 
Butters The Bean 