I once led an army into battle. It was an August night during 1952, and I was hungry. The family down the street were cooking a whole chicken, I could smell the chickeny essence floating down the road. I ring-a-ding-dinged them to ask for a plate, and they told me no. No, NO?! What the …
Human celebrated the amazing being that is me! I woke human up, and I got wet noms. Then I took a nap while she baked the cake. I woke up later to eat a licky treat, play with bubbles, a wand toy and to sniff the outdoors. You can watch my day here!
It’s my birthday! I love my birthday because it’s a day all about me….although all days are all about me. I declare this day, March 15th, National Butters Day! Celebrate me!