I once had a neighbor named Mrs. Peabody. She was an old hairless cat whose husband had gone to bridge years ago and her children lived in different states across the country. Mrs. Peabody was hard of hearing, so I often heard her TV. She watched a lot of Jerry Springer and cooking shows. …
It’s Sunday, hit the snooze button and sleep all day like me!
Today human introduced me to the most annoying being on earth, Fannie. Fannie is a flamingo who believes that she is a graceful ballerina. She immediately got up in my business bragging about her “dancing skills”. The horror then ensued by her dancing on top of me. It felt like a goat stomping! …
Butters The Bean 