Growing up, everyone told me that I could be anything. I wanted to be a unicorn, so I became the buttcorn!
Growing up, everyone told me that I could be anything. I wanted to be a unicorn, so I became the buttcorn!
I spend my nights perched up on light posts watching the unsuspecting humans going about their business. I wait until I see a human with nuggets then I pounce. I am the night!
I LOVE my belly rubbed, I’ll even fall asleep to it. But sometimes, it’s a trap. I exude a cinnamon roll aroma while exposing my belly to invite an unexpecting human over. The second one rubs the belly, I attack with my feet and teeth..out of play, of course. A Rubba, Rub, Rub!