Today human introduced me to the most annoying being on earth, Fannie. Fannie is a flamingo who believes that she is a graceful ballerina. She immediately got up in my business bragging about her “dancing skills”. The horror then ensued by her dancing on top of me. It felt like a goat stomping! …
Did you know there is a technical term for a cat’s hairball? They are called a bezoar which is a small stony concretion that may form in the stomachs of certain animals, especially ruminants and was once used as an antidote for various ailments. Could you imagine, have a sore throat? Here eat a hairball!
Butters The Bean 