I’m as classy as they come because I know all there is to know about manners. Here are some of the basics that will get you by at your next dinner party.
1. Place your paws on the table.
It is very important to put your paws on the table. By doing so, it lets you eat and knock over your tablemate’s glass. They will squeal in delight!
2. Knock things off the table.
This is self-explanatory, but it must be included. It doesn’t really matter what you knock off as long as it creates beautiful art on the floor. Channel your inner PicCatso and topple over those mashed potatoes!
3. Eat with your mouth open.
Nothing is more attractive than being able to see what your date is eating. Want to make it even more attractive? Let some of the food drop out of your mouth.
4. Leave footprints on the table.
At the end of the meal, it is courteous to step all over the leftover food and stomp all over the table. This will tell your host that you loved their meal. The messier the better!
I hope these few tips will help you at your next dinner party!