Hello, I am Butters, your news reporter this afternoon. Today I will report on weird news from the around the country. Buckle up and grab a banana, this is going to get weird.
In January of 2019, a woman tried to steal a kangaroo from a Philadelphia petting zoo claiming that she was the kangaroo’s owner. She was caught trying to stuff the kangaroo into her car.
A crow named Edgar hung around a convenience store stealing items from people. Edgar has been accused of stealing people’s cigarettes. He has even been known to pluck money out of people’s hands.
In November, a camel, a donkey and a cow were seen roaming together in Kansas. They wandered 23 kilometers before being caught. They turned out to be escapees from a wildlife park who were set to partake in a local nativity scene.
That is my little article of weird. I hope you enjoyed it, and a banana.