Butters The Bean

I got into some trouble over the weekend. I went to a place called Club Paws where I did some catnip and shared it with some friends. Some stupid parakeets got into a chick fight, and the cops got called. The cops busted in, and they scanned the whole place. I locked eyes with Officer Tortoise who saw my nip. Luckily he was a tortoise and was a slow poke. I was able to make a grand escape, but I’m paranoid that I will seen, so I decided glue on a mustache. They will never recognize me with this clever disguise!