That time I had to fill in for Spider-Man.
That time I had to fill in for Spider-Man.
I once led an army into battle. It was an August night during 1952, and I was hungry. The family down the street were cooking a whole chicken, I could smell the chickeny essence floating down the road. I ring-a-ding-dinged them to ask for a plate, and they told me no. No, NO?! What the …
Growing up, everyone told me that I could be anything. I wanted to be a unicorn, so I became the buttcorn!