I once led an army into battle. It was an August night during 1952, and I was hungry. The family down the street were cooking a whole chicken, I could smell the chickeny essence floating down the road. I ring-a-ding-dinged them to ask for a plate, and they told me no. No, NO?! What the …
Human celebrated the amazing being that is me! I woke human up, and I got wet noms. Then I took a nap while she baked the cake. I woke up later to eat a licky treat, play with bubbles, a wand toy and to sniff the outdoors. You can watch my day here!
This is a photo from when I participated in the Butterville fashion show, and I, of course, was the star! All the celebrities attending and were shaking in their booties, they wish they could be as beautiful as me!
