I was once the poster boy for the clown college that I went to. I’m so funny that I make people faint.
I was hired one afternoon for a children’s birthday party. I prepared for my regular routine by packing my red squeaky nose, my flower that squirts water, etc. I turned to the mirror, looked into my eyes and said “I got this!” I hopped into my small mouse-shaped car, and I was off. When I …